The Power Of Persuasion

 

Cock a snoot

Loop the loop

 Hock the hula-hoop

But now it yo-yo'd back again

Shiver me timbers

Just jumped ship with a little faith

We could win the championship

Parachute, stash the loot

Parachute substitute problem is it's soooo cute

Workless, cashless, hungry and in debt

Outta house, outta home, outta pocket

 

 

They persuade you

That they made you then betrayed you

And they blame you with the power of persuasion

 

The power of persuasion

The power of persuasion

The power of persuasion

 

 

You bought the troll

You bought the gonk

You took it home And put it on a pedestal

We needed a saviour

But from its behaviour

Why did it have to be so extra-terrestrial?

Tax deductible Cash corruptible

Never the less another poolswinner

Penniless dog tooth check

Cash and carry

Find a girl

Settle down and marry

 

 

They persuade you

That they made you

They proclaim

And they'll maim you with the

 

The power of persuasion

The power of persuasion

The power of persuasion

 

 

I sold the Eskimo snow

Build the skyline outta playdo

Persuading you that monochrome is dayglo

 

 

With the power of persuasion